Last night was weird because my gf cuddled me a lot (which was nice just not her thing) but like every time I rolled over she told me to go to work and I was like ‘baby it’s 4:30’
Pretty much every lesbian problem
(Rita Mae Brown, Venus Envy)
listen if you insult cats you are also insulting me
The more non-lesbians decide to forgive lesbophobia, overlook lesbophobia, try to define lesbophobia away, the less “inclusive” I care to be.
You want my solidarity for anything? Prove it.
So, Commander, even your asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something? I feel like Samara could shoot me in a very tranquil manner, which does not make me feel any better about it.
Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
the fuck is wrong with your hamster
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog