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stay a while, and listen

http://hellborndaughter.tumblr.com/post/97907438966/gaypocalypse-terminal-bisexuality


gaypocalypse:

terminal-bisexuality:

queenshulamit:

terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are…

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

thenowhereriot:

dreamsiamese what’s the literal translation for that? Is it literally fuck you?

dreamsiamese would this be a word that all Spanish speakers would know or just Mexicans?

dreamsiamese what’s the literal translation for that? Is it literally fuck you?

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I hope no one sees me taking a selfie on the bus. Happy Friday kids! We all made it through another 5 business days.

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Asst. Principal Promoted After Special Needs Student Used as Rape "Bait"


basedceerex:

I have no words.

I’m learning Spanish from two el salvadorean women and one columbian man I work with, and we all help them out with English, and the more Spanish I learn the funnier they are. Today they made fun of our dishwasher’s attempt to say tomorrow as ‘manana’ not mañana and he said zappos for shoes. The columbian man asked me how to say ‘fuck you’ in Spanish and I’m certain te translation isn’t literal (the closest German translation is piss off). So I know I have some Spanish speaking followers, how do you say fuck you in Spanish lmao.

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http://winglssdemon.tumblr.com/post/97888270369/thenowhereriot-the-heterosexuals-who-believe


agent-hardass:

winglssdemon:

thenowhereriot:

The heterosexuals who believe that crying out “BUT THIS DOESNT MAKE US LESBIANS!” is a feminist statement, political activism, or is in any way pro-woman are embarrassing children screaming with their eyes closed.

A few weeks ago I was on break at work and some girl was all…

Ugh ugh ugh.
Also on the original post: this is another thing I don’t really like about parks and rec. If Leslie and Ann are read as lesbians by others then they treat it as kind of a bad thing sometimes?
Like I remember one episode was then watching the news and Ann was like “please don’t say it x5” (it being lesbians)

But maybe I’m over sensitive *shrugs*

Yeah while I’m all for female friendships, but like don’t call the other your wife (they do this irl) and then be like but we aren’t lesbians.

The heterosexuals who believe that crying out “BUT THIS DOESNT MAKE US LESBIANS!” is a feminist statement, political activism, or is in any way pro-woman are embarrassing children screaming with their eyes closed.

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I wanna be part of the lavender menace, but ironically enough lavender is like the only allergy I have.

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A strong aggressive female. Totally lesbian.

relax-o-vision:

kspam-me:

Cause girls have to be weak. Totally.
-__-
Gross. hate that way of thinking
Girls can totally be strong and still like boys. So fuck u.

Why do straight feminists hate lesbians? - “I’m a feminist, but…”

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quietlyexhale:

nishnasty:

#Repost from @junglebarbiejulia FULL STORY. On the night of August 10 2013 I went to DC for my birthday to go to “Park Place”, an upscale restaurant. Upon my arrival at the entrance, at 11:30pm, before going to stand in the very long line I went to ask a patrolling officer where a nearby restroom was and before I could utter the words, I was met with an elbow and a right punch to my face. I was instantly knock out. My police report (which has changed numerous times this year) say I was arrest and processed at 1:50 am which is 2 hours that I was unaccounted for. I was left on the floor and when I woke up I was bleeding in multiple places with drag marks on my toes, my wrist were cut by the cuffs, the back of my head and arms were lumpy. The officers wouldn’t tell me why I was in jail and I overheard them saying what should we charge her with? We can’t say domestic, we don’t know who she is with. After pleading and begging to go to the hospital, I was met with more hostility before they finally let me go to the hospital the next days upon my release I had a rape kit done because I don’t know any thing that happened to me while knocked out and it came back positive for semen. They sent messages from my phone while I was detained. Internal Affairs came and confiscated my clothing (they never returned them) and they stole my rape kit. As of today I am facing charges for fighting a bouncer outside of the Lima Club, I was never there and its 5 minutes away from Park driving, also 5 officers that responded after I punched the manager to I was apparently Mike Tyson because when I woke up in jail I had the strength and gumption to fight some more officers in there. When the video was requested both clubs said they lost them. They follow me and stalk my home to this day, I have caught DC police trying to get in my home when they thought I had left, even the Baltimore cops help protect them, one in the rape department even asked me out on a date while my face was still battered. I have been trying to tell my story on IG only to find that police officers or this hired by then have been spamming my hashtag #justiceforjulia with blasphemous pictures. Please share her story.

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falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]


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technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

PT